Diary of An Unrepentant Sex Addict

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Sex Party Prep

Tonight, I am going to do something I haven't done in ages: I'm going to a sex party.

You would think, addict that I am, that I never miss a chance for these things. But this particular party is held every other month, and I haven't been since February of 2003. The reason is simple: despite being a self-identified sex addict, I'm very introverted. So while I constantly crave and seek sex, I do get overwhelmed in party situations where there are a lot of people crowded around me.

And so, I haven't been to a party like this in a while. But the person I'm currently spending time with has wanted to go to this party. It's invite-only, and for a newbie to get in you have to come with an established person. Despite not having been in so long, I'm still on the invite list. So we're off to San Francisco in a few hours. And in anticipation, I've done a few things I don't normally do, so as to prepare...

Here's what I've done:
  • Shaved my balls. This is not a trivial task. One bad swipe of the razor and I'm in no mood to go to a party, sex-oriented or otherwise. I find the best way to do this is outside of the shower, as the water tends to make them pull up into the body (to normalize the temperature). I clamp the thumb and middle-finger of my other hand around the base of the scrotum, like a rubber band. This forces the little guys to stretch out the skin of the sac so that it's nice and smooth. Using a fresh blade in my razor, running it under warm water frequently, I gently shave. I don't recommend using shaving cream or other lotion, because (to me, at least) it obscures the surface of the skin. Your cheek and jawline may be consistenly smooth when you shave, but the skin on your sac may still have ridges and valleys, and you want to be careful dragging the razor across those.
  • Trimmed down my pubes. I don't want to try going for complete baldness there. It may look cute on a woman (and in reality, I have no preference either way for women to be shaven or not-- I'm happy-enough to be in the presence of pussy that I don't worry about grooming), but I feel like have the area bare with a protrusion flopping around just looks silly. Of course, that being said there's also some positive benefit to people not having to go on a jungle expedition to find your equipment.
  • Took an extra-long shower, cleaning everywhere. I'll still have accumulated some musk between now and the party, but if I expect anyone to be interested in fooling around, I should be willing to go the extra effort in hygiene.
  • Checked for overly-long fingernails, or hangnails. Really, guys. Think about this before you try to work a finger (or three) up into the soft-tissue area. And as an aside, think about this the next time you see (supposedly) lesbian porn where both actresses have inch-long nails. Yeesh.
  • Last, and most importantly, relaxed and regarded myself in the mirror, and decided that it's OK if I don't end up playing with anyone new. I can have a good time under my own power. Of course, this one takes contant re-assurance. It'll be harder to convince myself once I'm there, with all the eye-candy around me.
And so, off I go. If anything delicious happens, I'll be sure to share!

Dausa

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3 Comments:

  • Do have fun!

    I'm not big on the bald thing, either. It looks funny when the rest of me is hairy. Shaving the whole body is a huge chore. I made the mistake of buzzing my bush with a #1 and it's as good as bald, yet spiny - - yuck.

    I like shaving when the balls are taut. However, out of the shower because I can put my foot up on the sink and get the 'taint. I guess it's all up to the shaver and how their parts are.

    D

    By Blogger Whirlbrain, at Saturday, June 11, 2005 5:59:00 PM  

  • i hope you have a great time! hope we get a post out of this adventure!

    By Blogger laura, at Sunday, June 12, 2005 10:42:00 PM  

  • Shaved, or at least neat & trimmed, is essential for guys and gals who want all their bits and pieces licked.

    So glad you're back, Dausa, to your sexy self!

    By Blogger Virgin Slut, at Monday, June 13, 2005 1:00:00 AM  

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