Lighter-Note Links

To offset the crankiness in the previous post, here are some recent links I've been enjoying and sharing with others:

• Slow Jerk: I've watched this over and over, and still laugh my ass off at it. Might just be a guy thing, though. Video, might be marginally NSFW.
  
• Tales of MU: An ongoing piece of fantasy fiction. Fairly typical reverse-world: science is the "great leap of faith", which magic and magical beings are common place. The writer weaves these elements in seamlessly, and very creatively (down to an argument about whether the magic spell that makes the light inside a fridge actually goes off or not when you close the door). There's very little explicit erotica in it, but the subtle sexuality that is present is hawt. It's mostly lesbian in nature, and very heavily leaning towards BDSM. Lot's of control, humiliation, spanking, etc. Some of the stuff I don't usually find that hot in other erotica, but this writer is, well, let's just say gifted.

Thought I had more, but I can't find the other's in my history or bookmarks...

-D

Twitter-pated

Among the many Twitter users I follow, is AlwaysArousedGirl. But the application I use to follow the feeds (I can never remember to log in to instant-messaging clients) croaked over the weekend, letting several "events" queue up. When I restarted it, I got the last three things AAG had twitter'd, all in rapid succession. Which, well, altered slightly how one might have interpreted them were they to have come through with more delay between them:

aagblog: Gettin' ready for 24 Hours of Sex. Be afraid. :)

aagblog: Recovering. Can barely speak. Everything sore. Happy. Happy. Happy.

aagblog: Thank the good lord above for the teletubbies.

Really. I think that last message was part of a different line of thinking. Otherwise, I need some steel-wool for my eye-meats.

-D

Penis Power vs. Vagina Power

Video, safe for viewing at work. Though you might want to wear headphones, depending on the environment:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/

Still very much in depression. Burying myself in my Russian studies for now. But the video was too good not to share. I'll be back, I promise...

-D

33 Days, 33 Posts: Day 30 - Please Kill Me

After I finished writing last night's entry, I was hard as a rock. All the thinking about playing with a lovely TS possessing of both nicely-rounded breasts and a demandingly-stiff prick, how else could I respond?

I've mentioned that my blanket is an exquisitely-soft micro-fleece. And that the softness most nights is torture against my skin? So I'm trying to fall asleep with a hard-on that can drive nails, and my cat, my fucking cat starts to knead as cats are wont to do. Starts to knead the blanket like she's making bread. And she's doing it right on my fucking boner, using the blanket to make it worse. Adorable Кошка, my Russian Blue that I've had for nearly 9 years (since she was a kitten), is unknowingly posing the greatest threat to my "33 Days" vow since I solemnly stopped visiting www.xxxuploads.com.

So I kicked her off the bed. I mean, I'm only three days away from actually accomplishing this thing. Plus... getting rubbed off by my cat? That's just fucking wrong.

-D

Jon Stewart on Ted Haggard

Reacting to the "news" that ultra-gay-bashing former-Reverend Ted Haggard is now decidedly straight:

Sad news for the gays, as they're referred to: unfortunately, they've lost one of their own, this evening, Ted Haggard. The Evangelical preacher, whom you know was caught doing meth and blowing dudes, um, the Denver Post is reporting he is now COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL. He went through a three-week, very intensive... of course, a lot of people would say, "How did they do it? How did they turn this clearly, uh, gay man into a heterosexual?" It's very simple. You know when you were a kid, and your father caught you smoking? And, uh, then he decided to make you smoke a carton? Ahhh... Ted's been a busy boy.

(I was living in Denver when that mess first hit the news. And I take unfair satisfaction at seeing that sort of hypocrite get busted and exposed. It's a flaw of mine, I know.)

-D

Such a Bad Role-Model

I'm totally going to hell for this one (among my many and varied other offenses...)

In this house, my housemate's 17-year-old son has a dog. A 4-year-old Siberian Husky that he named "Nanook" (cut the kid some slack; he was only 12 when he got the puppy, and what else do you call an all-white husky?), sometimes abbreviated as "Nook", "Nookster", and yes, occassionally, "Nookie".

So last night, I'm furiously hacking away at the laptop, as I have essentially two full-time jobs at the moment. The boy comes up the stairs to get the dog to put him in his kennel for the night. He says, "I'm just looking for Nookie."

I caught myself just in time, before I actually said aloud, "Oh, the times I've said that in the past." But I did catch it before it escaped. Still, I'm going to hell for thinking it.

-D

Who Doesn't Enjoy a Good Cheney?

From Violet Blue, I learn that "Cheney" is starting to pick up steam as a euphemism for facial come-shot. I heartily approve. There is some debate as to whether it should be limited to "unexpected" shots or not. I think it should. Otherwise, we end up retroactively naming an entire sub-genre of porn.

Here it is, used in a sentence with another, related name-cum-noun:

So she was doing this amazing Lewinsky on me, but at the last minute she decided against swallowing and tried to pull away, and she ended up getting Cheneyed, big-time.

Spread the word, and remember to duck!

D